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Does your middle finger
need a makeover?

You've read the self-help books. You’ve tried the affirmations, the vision boards, and the “just think positive” schtick. And yet… here you are. Stuck in the same patterns. Overthinking. People-pleasing. Putting off the things you say you want because some part of you is waiting for confidence, clarity, or "the right time" to magically appear like 11:11 on your clock.

You’re smart. You’re capable. But for the love of all things holy, why is it so damn hard to just DO THE THING?

If you've been waiting for your internal motivation to kick in like an edible—and it just hasn't hit you yet… this is for you.

Your Middle Finger Makeover:
A 13-Week Protocol to Get Over Your Own Bullsh*t

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Welcome to 13 weeks of getting out of your own way.

This is not your average group coaching program.

This is a radical reset. A defibrillator to your personal power. A masterclass in reclaiming your confidence, owning your voice, and finally doing the things you keep saying you want to do (but don’t).

Powered by sass and soul, it’s part book club, part coaching program, part self-reclamation mission. You’ll be taking notes from kickass experts who tell it like it is, meeting weekly with a group of like-minded rebels, and getting the kind of no-BS personal coaching that makes transformation inevitable.

It’s deep work—but it’s also fun as hell.

What's Inside:

  • 13 weeks of high-energy, high-impact coaching (Wednesdays, May 7 – July 30, 6-7:30 PM MST).

  • A carefully curated reading list featuring three books that will shake you out of your slumber and slap some self-belief into you.

  • 90-minute weekly group sessions packed with discussions, exercises, and hot-seat coaching.

  • Three private 90-minute coaching sessions to dig into your personal blocks and get customized strategies for breaking free.

  • Unlimited support between sessions via voice/text (WhatsApp) and email—because big transformations don’t happen on a once-a-week schedule.

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What You’ll Walk Away With:

✔ The ability to say “That doesn’t work for me” without spiraling into guilt—or overexplaining it for 10 paragraphs in a text message. Even when it’s your boss. Or your mom. Or someone you’re sleeping with.

✔ The confidence to pitch the thing, post the photo, speak up in the meeting, raise your rates, ask for the damn raise—or just wear the outfit you’ve secretly loved but thought you “couldn’t pull off.”

✔ A crystal-clear knowing of what you actually want: not the house, job, or life you thought you should want at 25, but the one that makes your gut say “hell yes” at 40 (or 50, or 60). Spoiler: It might look nothing like your current life.

✔ The courage to take messy, unsexy, deeply liberating action. Like applying for the grant before you feel “qualified,” finally launching the side hustle, or telling someone, “This relationship no longer fits who I’m becoming.”

✔ The grit to keep going on your goals when it gets hard.

✔ A small but mighty crew of humans who won’t just “like” your journey from the sidelines—they’ll be in the group chat with you at 10pm, hyping you up when you're spiraling and reminding you why you started.

This is for you if...

  • You’re done with playing small and are ready for a serious glow-up in confidence, clarity, and action.

  • You feel like you’re living at 70% of your potential (and you’re sick of it).

  • You’ve got goals and dreams but keep getting stuck in overthinking and self-doubt.

  • You secretly know you were meant for more but need a push (okay, maybe a shove).

  • You’ve tried doing this alone, and it hasn’t worked.

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Karen M.

"When my daughter was 14, I paid $5,000 for her to have volleyball coaches and play a full season. One day she asked why I was doing coaching, and I looked at her and thought—wait a minute. I’m nearly 50. I’ve lived through so much. And yet, I’m still growing, still learning, still figuring myself out. If I can invest in her future, why wouldn’t I invest in my own? Coaching reminded me that we don’t just magically arrive—we evolve. And I’m worth that kind of care and intention, too."

Ryann N.

"It was in your group coaching program that I finally identified that I had to stop drinking the way I was. And after doing that, I've never gone back to drinking the same again. It's truly incredible all the microsteps and synchronicities that have followed and thrust me full on into the flow since—ending a toxic relationship, moving states, and launching my own business. I feel lighter in a way that I can't remember feeling before now. The work worked."

Lisa Driver, MI

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